Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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