Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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