She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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