you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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