So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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