check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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