Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I need water and some morals
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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