I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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