At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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