What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Randomize
