You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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