he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He did a backflip because drugs
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