can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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