I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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