Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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