The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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