so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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