Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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