i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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