what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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