bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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