you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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