Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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