Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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