we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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