We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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