OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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