New invention idea: vibrating tampons
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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