cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
this will be a night to untag.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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