Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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