I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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