ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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