The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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