You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
is that a dick in a sweater?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
