Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I've blown a few things in my day
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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