she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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