She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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