Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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