Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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