What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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