YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
