I have demons in me.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
