If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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