I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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