Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
