Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
This girl is more easily done than said...
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
