used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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