The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
