i already hear my dad disowning me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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