You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
