hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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