Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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