Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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